Here are some funny Christmas kids quotes for your laughing entertainment!
What gifts did the three wise men bring?
"I don't know what presents the wise men brought Jesus but a Lego set would have been better."
What animals were there when baby Jesus was born?
"There were sheep, horses and a crocodile outside the stable."
Who is Jesus?
"Jesus was a king and he wore a crown even though he was a baby. It was a really small crown."
Why do we celebrate Christmas?
"I am not really a Christian. I believe in unicorns and pixies."
Where was Jesus born?
"Jesus was born in the stable - it had lots of hairs."
What did the wise men follow to find the stable where Jesus was born?
"They followed a special Christmas star, which is only out around Christmas."
Who are his parents?
"His parents were Mary and Joseph. That's easy because I was Joseph in the play."
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